Here are my Top 10 tweets (from @devogame) during this weekend’s style change. I look back at these and chuckle.

• #10 – “Skin assessment. At a shopping mall. Shoot me.” (Being told I have normal-to-oily skin at Macy’s.)
• #9 – “Another weekend of getting more offers from gay dudes than straight women.” (After getting hit on relentlessly by a gay dude.)
• #8 – “My Jessica Biel-lookalike romance was not to be.” (I met someone I liked but was shot down.)
• #7 – “Yep, another bar. 75% male.” (Lamenting the Seattle bar scene.)
• #6 – “MANY of my friends have had babies lately. I’ve learned from their mistake.” (Fatherhood seems so far away right now.)
• #5 – “My credit card was crying. I had to console it and let it know that one day, in the distant future, its wounds will heal.” (Looking stylish ain’t cheap.)
• #4 – “Shopping is like hunting. Except with less shooting. And I have yet to pull the trigger.” (Not finding anything while shopping.)
• #3 – “My remaining clothes feel like the employees who now have to do all the work after a massive layoff.” (Looking at the pile of clothes from my wardrobe that were rejected for future wear.)
• #2 – “I’m now dressed like a Jedi. I’m going in…” (Wearing a rob at a spa where I got my first facial.)
• #1 – “Aaaaaauuuuummmmm…” (After my first ever facial.)